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让你好好的笑一下

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让你好好的笑一下

1、上人体写生课,女模特摆好姿势。

一个男生举手说:“报告老师,昨天不是这个姿势。”

老师说:“那该怎么调整?”

男生咕咚咽了一下口水大声说:“左腿应该再往左,右腿应该再往右!”


2、一小姐看到医生给开的B超检查单却不知在哪儿做。

小姐:医生,这个13超在哪儿呢?

医生:不是13超,是B超!

小姐:你这个B分的也太开了!(大声)


3、小明:“什么是最快乐的事”?

阿呆:“做爱”!

小明:“那比这更快乐的呢”?

阿呆:“再做一次”!

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