40☆ ''Take me somewhere for my 50th that reminds you of me," Asked my wife.
“我50岁生日,你带我去一个能让你想起我的地方吧。”妻子要求我。
So I drove her 50 miles to a train station and she asked, "Where are we?"
于是我载着她开车50英里到了一个火车站,她问我:“我们在哪里呀?”
I said, "Aldwych."
我说:“奥德维奇。”(站名,谐音“old witch——老巫婆”)
——qwertying
41☆ I backhanded my wife across the face after she asked me 'if it was in'
妻子问我“进来了没有”,我当即给她反手一个耳光。
I take my tennis very seriously.
网球对我来说可是十分严肃的事。
(前句双关“在不在界内”)
——Val Venis
42☆ She texted me: "Your adorable."
她发短信给我:“泥嚎可爱哦。”
I replied: "No. YOU'RE adorable."
我回她:“不,你好可爱。”
Now she likes me.
她现在对我有意思了。
All I did was point out her typo.
我只是指出一下这句话的正确写法而已啊……
——推特用户@_TaMizzle
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