梦醉无痕 发表于 2012-5-15 16:03   全显示 1楼
我掐指一算,我认识村长一年了、2年了?

  实在掐不出来、没有金瞎子那本事……

  反正是有年头了,楼上一众大婶大妈皆惊呼神文神人,我也认为很神,到底
神在何处却无法细说,文确属好文,奈何我实在对于直肠、稀屎之类无爱……

  于是,我只能说一句:你们继续。

  我预测,当我转身离开的时候,那村长大叔的眼睛必须愣得都直了,村长眼
里泪水不断滑出?

  肯定不可能,此际村长眼里只有怒火了

  我怎么办?擂村长一顿?下不去手、本该村长擂我才是

  当看毛片?

  下不去眼。

  每每看到此类重口味神文我脑子里的第一个念头,就是快跑。

  必须得跑了、再不跑村长村姑也不会放过我、趁村长还没来得及开擂、咱赶
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