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经典笑话5则(2)

1.刚看到报纸上报道有个14岁的女孩和人打赌说自己能在一年之内和100个男人发生性关系这个社会是怎么了真让我感到悲哀她还是个孩子竟然赌博!!

2.今天,去拍戏,导演跟临时演员说,待会有场吻戏,你还演不演?那临时演员特高兴,演演演。导演一回头说,场工,把狗牵过来吧!

3.为了减肥,忍痛花3000办了张健身年卡,虽然一次都没去,但没钱吃饭,一个月果然瘦了5斤。

4.昨天丢了个5s!空间发了个动态!今天十多个朋友打电话慰问!尼玛的不是要充电器就是要耳机!!!艹!!!

5.昨晚没事干,逛了好几家超市。趁人不注意给几盒巧克力盒子里面塞了张字条。内容是:我们分手吧!放完后走出超市,内心无比的平静和平衡…
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